International Sloth Day, the traditional day for CDP product announcements, was yesterday, but being late is appropriately sloth-like.  So we won’t criticize Acquia for announcing prebuilt machine learning models (slothily effortless) and real-time updates to customer profiles (not very slothish but marketers may approve anyway).

If robots wrote the news, would they write about other robots?  I ask because there’s been a suspicious burst of items about AI-powered writing tools, just when live journalists might have set things on autopilot so they could sneak out early for the holiday.  Top of the list: writing-suggestion platform Grammarly just raised $200 million at a $13 billion valuation, doubling total funding to $400 million.